benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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